Fascinator Protective Squirting Throw

This blanket is soft, stylish, discrete, and incredibly waterproof. It is so nice to not be distracted by thoughts of cleanup in the heat of the moment. As another reviewer mentioned, this blanket is so waterproof that if you squirt a lot it doesn’t actually soak in but rather flows to the lowest point. It takes a little creativity to get off the bed without spilling, but for me that is absolutely preferable to soaking towels and/or bedding. I hose mine off in the yard before washing in the washing machine.

When I got this package, i was very surprised at how comfortable the blanket was. I slept on it the first night. No, really, like ACTUALL sleeping. I used it yesterday and i was very happy to not have a sweaty bed after me and my partner were done. 1000/10

I'm a gusher, like every time, like lots of gush. I am *so tired* of the clean up, sheet change, and sleeping on soggy towels that carefree sex leads to: it feels like oppression from my own body! This throw is GREAT for not worrying about the clean-up to come and letting my juices flow. It is large enough to cover most of my queen size bed, machine wash and dry, only a little crinkly-sounding, and low-key enough to not incite questions from roommates when it's hanging up in my room. My only complaint is that it's heavy and large (making traveling with it a challenge), and that the fluids don't soak in much, which means you need to be careful about them spilling off onto your bed. Hot tip: wash it the next morning! While vaginal ejaculate is definitely not pee, it can still have a little smell! I once didn't wash it for a couple days after letting it dry and putting it in my dirty laundry, but then needed to use an enzyme cleaner to get it totally smell-free. All things considered, it's a critical item in my sex life and I wish I could afford multiple ones.

Packs easily away and in an overnight bag. Have fun then fold it up for a warm, dry bed. Washes easily.